I'm going crazy

A lot of my friends got back their business strategy results today. I heard there are 2 lecturers marking that paper and if you got Mr.David (my ex biz strategy lecturer) then you might be in luck because the other dude is trying to maintain his strict average policy (11%). Out of 20% that doesn't sound very promising at all. Not with all the hard work put in. Not with all the brain juice dried up. But Mr.David so far has given some people happiness. Like my Hongkee friend, Carol got 16.5 :O *legendary* But some I hear has even gotten 5 or 6. This should be not affecting me (since i took it last sem already...thank God *phew*) but sadly my other half is taking this crazy adventure.... without me :(

Today when ah ben was lying on my bed playing with my/his/our ipod (he just downloaded this new ninja game) I told him with a straight face, "if you get one digit for your business strategy assignment we're gonna break up".

I turned and looked at him.

He broke away from his game and looked at me.

I broke away from his gaze and just kept the silence going.

Then he said...

"8.5 is two digits right?"