Litterally

Whenever I have my doubts on Accounting, my dreams will keep me in line...

You can never really understand a dream properly. Sometimes you think it's trying to tell you something. Other times you feel completely stupid for frustrating to decipher it. I mean, when you have images of yourself sitting under a tree with a snake and a tortoise, do you really wanna sit down, talk it over Starbucks on a Sunday afternoon, to interpret something as ridiculous as that? And with hope, just maybe, wait wait, just maybe-e-e-e-e-e, this dream is trying to make you understand the circle of life. The tortoise symbolizes your friends and the snake? Your wife. The tree? Your life. You? You. Could happen right? One Dark Mocha Frappuccino please!

Then there are other times where you have really³ wtf dreams. Like it's gonna be your wedding day tomorrow and then you have this romantic Malibu dream about a girl you met in Kenny Rogers (what now? -__-). Or it could be a few hours before your History paper and you have this 2 minute dream of everything you've studied... didn't come out at all. Typical, I know but it still scares the pants out of you.

So if you were me and you dreamt that you went to McDonald's, met a really charming guy who is trying to sell you this mambo jumbo new drink and you're like "what the hell, it's just one drink right?". You reach the counter with what you have and then the cashier says sympathetically "Only this?? If you bought it during the promotion hour it would have been cheaper." You start to feel a tad bit weird. Since when McD cashiers need to advice you on what to buy? A few seconds later you wish you haven't asked. The cash machine went ching-ka-ching. "RM21.90 please."

Slowly taking out my money, I tried reading the name of the restaurant again and again but no, I was not wrong. This is McD's I'm in. The cashier tried his best to remain professional towards my reaction O_O"" but that wasn't helping me ease the pain one bit as I hand him the last two red notes in my wallet. Then suddenly I got a call from this unknown number. It was him -.-. "So do you like the drink? hahaha" I think at that point I completely lost all respect for myself. A charming guy? What the hell, lynn. You let a guy fill your wallet with receipts and no money. Where the hell has your financial management gone to?

"fuck you asshole"

Decipher that.